the humor archives

Always remember to clear your download history if you are going to be interviewed about your internet habits. I wonder what this guy watched before the film crew showed up.

So this message is fairly clear

So which is the men's room it's not clear enough

We're not clear on exactly what it takes to make hundreds of fish jump toward your spotlight and into your boat, but that's exactly what happens here. It sure beats baiting your hook each time. Looks fairly cruel too - if anyone can translate please email the webmaster here (it's an initiative test to work out the webmasters email address - well duh)

A family visit to the dentist for an extraction

joke about a kid who shits his pants

An amazing story about a cow!

This is how to reduce stress

A conversation between a pilot and ground control in Germany

Have a chat and discuss the husbands... yes penises are mentioned