the humor archives

They're really not granny panties. They're just bikini-style. So sue her if she doesn't want to wear a thong under her skirt.
And since when is a water bottle a baby bottle?

Okay, that might be pretty typical of a woman, but what about how the guy is just trying to get into her pants? We need a guy version of this to balance it out. I laughed when I read about everything being bought from Ikea and Pier 1... I love those stores, haha.